pantsed

Having one's pants pulled down

"I got pansted today at school."

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Tonging

Being Chinese and throwing all over the back of a public bus and then flicking the chunks off of your shirt onto bus patrons.

I tonged like 40 times last night

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swizzed (to feel)

Basically means 'to feel cheated'. Has a strong element of the subject (by whom is swizzed) being cheap / nasty / predictable / boring

'I feel totally swizzed by that poxy night out with those generic, brainless mongs.' Usually gay men, in my case.

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witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

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bramah

This word is a London cockney word used to describe a woman as disgusting ugly.

She is being likened to the bramah cows of India.

Eton Wick

The ghetto of Berkshire. This multi-cultural area is divided into two continents; the northside (often called the shithole) being renowned for its trampishness and being a habitat for chavs and pikosts. The southside is the more prestidge part of the village, where the rich and famous tend to live. The main feature of the southside is the recycling bank which is regularly set alight or used as a launchpad for fireworks by the Tyson's or other young scamps living in the area

I got shot when I was walking past the Eton Wick chippy

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jump my chain

referring to when when a girl sloppily jumps on a mans penis as he is standing

The two sloppy girls, jenna and lindsay, jumped harrison and i's chains

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