Crane Girl

Girls from a particular school in Oregon, usually they are as loose as a 2 dollar whore, stink like the ocean, and their breath smells of penis. They are most known for their actions of being total cunts.

That girls breath smells of penis, it is probably a Crane Girl

Guy 1: Do you smell that ?
Guy 2: It’s just a Crane Girl with her legs open .

Man : why you gotta be such like a Crane Girl
Girl :just because I ride dick every night doesn’t mean I’m a Crane Girl

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Death by Bonga

An extremely painful death by the searing pain of a 12 inch schlong. Often times the victim will bleed out way before the Native Aborigines will have time to finish.

The man walked through the forest as he was ambushed by natives and the savage took the 12 inch schlong and shoved it in his bonga hole, causing his sphincter to rip and tear to cause him to bleed emmensly, which sadly ended in Death by Bonga.

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Bonga

A man with a 12 inch or bigger schlong.

Guy 1: that dudes dick is giant!

Guy 2: yeah that is definitely a Bonga.

A Bonga was walking through the forest when his 12 inch schlong ripped on a stump.

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