This man forcefully puts himself ontop of unwanting women and if hes lucky and she actually wants it (shes a minger) he might get a few/5 fingers up his fudge hole
(Pov a fat girl) oh ye last night i sliped all 5 fingers in josh knox
Yo bro can a man borrow a cig. Ye cheers bro. I aint drivin, i might just not go.
Hayden allen you guna get a round in? No oh well
This is a race of extraordinary people who are superior in everyway. They are lead by queen agnus, prince phill and Princess olivia.
Tho become a wozny i must marry domo
A field in arnside need i say more
Ayo whats goin on in that field is that tom wales
This man is so cold that he can make a group of girls in leeds surround him and tell him to fuck off. His main source of income is gettin his bollocs out on of with his boo. His penis has the shaft of a black man and the size of a tie lady boys but also quite efficient.
Group of girls: omfg its peter woodbridge get him gone
Now a STEVE WALES is a rarther large creature who really packs a punch. He can be found lurking in the woodies in the dale. He runs off stella and his following of the ukip party. He has a union jack outside his house and a large hound named borris.
Oh shit is that Steve Wales, quick hide taj
Bingelton or fit ben is a man who is larger than life. Hes so large infact that the nw of england has been sinking a meter a year since his birth in 2005.
Fit with no personality aka ben richards aka juggernaut