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Are used instead of periods or dashes by people with high IQs.

Hey everyone; I got an 4.0 in English this year; i'm so funny and smart; time to go hang out with my hot girlfriend and drink beer with the boys haha

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Mayonnaise

Dick juice.

Bob: You want some mayonnaise?
Bill: Sure, I could take a mouthful right about now.

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your not my dad

A meme that only exists in the vine app and in the minds of mentally disabled 7th graders.

Person 1: "Hey kid, come into my van."
Person 2: "your not my dad"

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Aidan

He was introduced to fapping in first grade. Since then, he's been making all his friends mayonnaise sandwiches. How nice.

Aidan: You guys want some mayonnaise?
Timmy: Yes thank you i'm starving fam.

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Gregg

The way hippie trash spells the name 'Greg'. Are often found in the organic isle in Whole Foods.

Gregg: Hey everyone! I spell my name with TWO g's!
*extended silence*
Gregg: I'm also vegan

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