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when a snow storm shoots its load way too early
Hold on let me get the shovel...and my boots and...awww man wtf ? you couldn't hold it? You suffer from premature accumulation!
When your eating vegetables that you think you already ate before
This asparagus is oddly familiar.....i got Ve'ge' Vu yo.
a condom on a small cock
" watching him try and roll that condom on that tiny cock made me pity his stub hub ass"
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Dick that is available to the general public
That dudes dick is so pubdick, parks workers maintain that shit
when you try and be a gentleman and pick something up for a woman and fart
I was just helping this lady with her stroller and i had Chivatulance
In a Clitoral manner or sense ; Exactly
That pussy threw my back out. I mean Clitorally...had to see a chiropractor and shit!
A woman who chooses the exact opposite man she needs
She is so loyal and he sticks his dick in everything, she is SO Dickslexic