heyyyyyy

An extremely sexual text phase usually sent from a girl basically meaning "hi i wanna fuck."

Boy: *sits at home*
Girl: *texts him "heyyyyyy"*
Boy: I'm getting laid tonight!

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Reality Check

Finally realizing your life sucks more than you actually thought.

Man 1: I was hanging in this great cardboard box the other day!

Man 2: Reality check

Man: Wow i am a hobo after all. My mom was right

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Owl sense

Randomly hearing your name from a crowd of people and turning around fast looking for who said it.

Man 1: I swear I just heard my name

Man 2: Must be your owl sense acting up again

Pillow licker

A hefty tough man who falls for cute things like kittens and soft puppies.

Man 1: Dude that wrestler is such a pillow licker!

Man 2: Really? He seems tough!

Man 1: No way! I saw him playing with some kittens the other day!

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Arctic Breeze

The term that refers to the feeling of ass freezing ice in the air outside of your warm bed or shower.

This feeling mostly causes procrastination in the morning when you are still waking up.

Man: I should really get out of the shower now. But that arctic breeze is to damn cold!