Spickus Dickus

When a grand wizard points at some cock and balls and they just disapear

“Spickus Dickus” said the Grand Wizard. The mans cock and balls where gone!

Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.

“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”