chaddage

a proverb that serves as a piece of advice to chads

Chad 1: You know the old chaddage, bro: "late to wed and quick to rise, allows a man to womanize."
Chad 2: *high fives* Hell yeah, brah!

blonde-spond

The only proper way to respond to mansplaining: feigning ignorance.

Mansplain: See, they put it in an oven, which is basically just a way to make it hot...
Blonde-spond: Oh, so you mean like the opposite of a fridge?