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A day to celebrate that your a sad peice of shit. No girl or boy in your life. But thats ok. Spend the rest of your day talking to the one you love just to get friend zoned.
Mom: you need to get a girlfriend
Son: i cant, its national lonley day
Mom: your a usless peice of shit
May 23-30 is when you can make out with anyone you want (with consent ofc)
Jason: Its may 23rd! National make out day! lets make out
Gertrude: Okay