CSY

Cook:Shaw:Yates - Comedic satirical audio series featuring an array of weird characters from Yazezeh to the Demi-Bot.

That's my fruit corner...

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Yazezeh

Neurotic, delusional character from the audio series CSY. Owns a dog known infamously as 'Bruceh' and various other pets such as 'Brian' and 'Graham'.

"It's not passed through the semi-permeable membrane has it?"
"Do you mean the door?"
"No it's the semi permeable em-emmeembr-briaaaaaa?!"

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syedular

adj)
1) A word used to refer to something of a perverse nature
2) A 'syed', perverse cake obsessive stalker
3) Disputed murderer, said to have killed someone in a puddle outside major shopping store 'Asda'

"Ath ath ath! I will stab you!"
"Cake! CAKE! CAKE!!"

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Demi Tech

(or Bradley Shaw), a suspicious and paranoid computer obsessive who shows no skills in this field. A character in the CSY audio comedy series. He commands Eyeguard and becomes ressurected as the Demi-Bot.

"Tis I, the Demi Tech!"
"I will bluescreen you!"
"Eyeguard attack!"

Eyeguard

Computer based surveillance system controlled by the infamous Demi Tech and his ex-partner/traitor, Arch Demi Tech(CSY). Performs illegal operations, bluescreens and various other crashes - very unreliable. The Demi-Bot is a varient of Eyeguard.

"Tis I, Eyeguard!"
"Eyegaurd has performed a fatal exception in..."
"Eyeguard has performed an illegal operation."

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