Tyler

Tyler is Christophee’s boi and they’ve been falling for each other since the 1st grade they both deeply admire each other and totally wanna smash, but aren’t unaware of their feelings for each other. He acts like a complete asshole, only to hide his true feelings. Only Christophee can see through just a bit, but enough to put up with his shit.

Tyler has dirty blonde hair,blue eyes, a black and green RVCA hat, and is about 5’ 8. He usually wears a hoodie or plain shirt with a jean jacket followed by ripped jeans.
Tyler: Chris you’ve got such a smol dik.

Christophee: Nibba how would you know-?
Tyler: * opens up can of whoopass*

Mom

1.) Moms; moms are the people that pushed you out of her vagina, and often learn to put up with some of our bullshit.

2.) M.O.M. Made of money

Mom: Do I look like I’m made of money?

Me being a smartass: Isn’t that’s what mom stands for?

Dad

Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.

Dad: I’ll Ben right back son we’re out of milk
8 years later
Son: Bitch where mah milk at