Coney Island White Fish

A used rubber.

Garth: "I saw Jims Coney Island White Fish floasting in the sea this morning.."

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Urinal Poop Swoop

Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...

Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"

Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"

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Drat that Girl

Very catchy tune to rap. Trust me, it WILL get stuck in your head.

Rap this, you wont be able to stop:

Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom...

Dorothy: "Drat that girl"

Person 1: "Drat dat girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom (raps for 20 minutes)"

Person 2: " I CANT STOP DANCING!"

Person 1: "Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom....

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Draining The Torpedo

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.

Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."

IPod Nano

A cool device, but has a crappy battery, and they are unnecessarly thin.

Randy: "WAT TEH BALLS?! My Ipod Nano`s battery is out?! You gotta be peein on my weener, i only listened too it for about an hour! Now how am i supposed too pass time?! BullSHIT!"

*Randy spent the rest of the day tossing paper airplanes into a bin*

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