Cblan

Stereotypical conservative southern college boy who loves ripping his Juul. Drives a large Jeep with train horns, which he drives to pick up high schoolers in. He sleeps all day, skipping class, except for when he needs to sustain himself on shrimp instant ramen while playing Call of Duty.

"Yo, who's that guy with all the high schoolers in his Jeep?"

"Oh, that's a Cblan."