Broad bean

A name for a person who thinks there a great captain but in reality they are just a squirrel

Person1:the captain is such a broad bean
Person2:ikr

Wattpad

Technically an app full of teenage girls writing cringe fanfics on their favourite characters and celebrities

Girl1:do u have wattpadd?
Girl2:omg yes I read Harry stiles fanfic

Girl1:SAME

Allstaff

A dude with ginger hair who dosent like to eat dairy cows

Person1:omg they don’t like dairy cows they must be an allstaff