A below standard cricketer, who struggles in life and normally is ginger
Wow, who's that not playing this week, that'll be a mercer
A spin bowling cricketer who can only bowl 2 deliveries, a full toss or jaffa
6 and out? You've got done by a Harrild
Low grade pilot with anger issues
Should we be worried, that boughey is flying us today
A man who thinks he is from the North but is actually from the East Midlands
Is that guy from Chesterfield?
Yeah he is such a Reith