Schnerbader

A white substance used for many things such as a tampon, a guitar, and a missile. It's always there for you.

Craig's schnerbader had babies now he's a grandad

Classy Joint

A Classy Joint is an item or location that can be considered classy, spiffing, or gentlemanly. May also be considered as something nice that you approve of.

Eoin: (Chugging a beer from a chalice)
Matt: That's a Classy Joint right there.