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Urban Snow Fence

As noted by New York City Street Police: Taking place in winter, this beat cop coined phrase is metaphorical in meaning, yet actually functional of purpose if conditions right:

This stupid human trick requires a minimum of four unknowing participants and one sleepy-head street dealer of flake cocaine. The phenomena usually takes place on the third calender day of the month, which of course is welfare, disability and social security check arrival time. It is during a blowing snowstorm that four or more appropriately attired individuals wait for said drug dealer. They stand at a light post in an orderly first come first served line. This arrangement, in effect, duplicates the function of a rural snow collecting drift fence.

I didn't know it was the third of the month; would you look at the length of that urban snow fence!

by Gravy111 November 24, 2010

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Corporate Suicide

The forced surrendering of license to operate a business that requires said license. Since, it is not conducive to profit from such action, this should raise a red flag. There must be underlying and mitigating factors involved. Look for conspiracy. A tip-off that there is sure colluding and government corruption in the mix is when the State Supreme Court send you a letter that states, "Your grievance, even if true would not constitute ethical misconduct or incapacity."

This really puts a kink in an investigation when a person needs the death of the corporation reversed so it can testify.

Corporate Suicide is an invention of Big Brother!

George Orwell was right Enron was a Corporate Suicide, children of the world will suffer!

by Gravy111 November 28, 2010

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Adoption Babysklar for Life

1. The result of an a finalized adoption overturning by a state supreme court. Which leads to:

2. The Adoption Attorney equivalent in denial, same as the Armed Forces denial of Post Stress Syndrome Disorder. Which leads to:

3. Corporate suicide of Adoption Agency See Corporate Suicide in Urban Dictionary

Sociological studies only now determining residual effects.

The truth was there but the adoption attorney hid it under allowance of state statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c, and now this child has an adoption babysklar for life!

by Gravy111 November 24, 2010

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Baby Gloaming

In nature, a Morning’s Gloaming takes place at the exact moment the celestial sun emergences from out of its eastern horizon. Very few people see this birthing of a new day. It’s purported to strike a mesmerizing flash of emerald green light that is revealing of its own beauty and yet, seemingly resigned to disappearing just as quickly! In nature this mystery of a Morning’s Gloaming is meant to eternally take on just that purpose. This is not the given analogy for a Baby Gloaming!
In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son!
End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always.

The act of Baby Gloaming is to the State of New Jersey, the same as Money Laundering is to the Sopranos.

by Gravy111 November 22, 2010

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Dog Day Afternoon

As the Accidental Reincarnate says, "In literally having had many of a 'Dog Day Afternoon' spent particularly engaged in the activity now suggested. I have now found that while so indulging myself and enjoying a cold beverage on this life's many days of same, it much better having two hands with an opposable thumb than two paws and a long tongue!"

Have you ever spent a dog day afternoon wondering what Fido would do if he could make a fist?

by Gravy111 November 1, 2010

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Cyberspace Transgendered

This Phrase epitomizes that to which we have evolved...

If that's what it takes, I can stop the walk and talk the talk like a man all the day long

Or at the drop of a hat, go shopping into the midnight hours..., over at Overstock.com.

I'm just one of the Cyberspace Transgendered..., searching for some internet fun!

...And just take a look at me, you can't see me..., so run tell that...,

I'm an either or... Maybe, even a Cybot that forget from where we come.

The world is an Ad-Hockey Horror Picture Show, tripping in the time warp of our virtually never setting sun!

Look at me, I'm just a Cyberspace Transgendered -- son of a gun!

by Gravy111 December 2, 2010

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Orvilled and Dunsworth

To be Orved & Dunzed as the grandchildren would say but yet, still not know exactly why, constitutes this term ever the more humorous as an old money, high society knee-slapper of a joke. When used in its original full length format it can be soothing for the soul as comedic relief by these aristocratic snobs. This tells of their apathy in life, yet humorous notation of tragedy experienced by others same; who through some type of Wall Street disaster, had instantly lost all financial ability to maintain like social standing and living existence.

To be Orvilled and Dunsworthed is to meet financial Armageddon when 'rolled over' are all assets to pay an outstanding liability. To be Orvilled Nothing can dig out, these of the once affluent from said predicament. To be Dunsworthed …Except the grandchildren maybe? Orville Dunsworth is a dug from the grave character in the movie, “Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things!”

It's not nice to make fun of the Orvilled and Dunsworthed!

by Gravy111 November 22, 2010

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