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Glittered and Twittered

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."

Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"

by Gravy111 November 19, 2010

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Trenched Love

The stage in a couple's relationship when it is not uncommon that they disappear for days at a time with no contact with the outside world. Hence, there is no general cause for worry or alarm. Analytically, this should mean the said couple is home and heavily engaged in consummating their love. This aspect is not necessarily the case these days. It is with today's many travel package get-away deals that this couple could have been "Trenchin' it in Cancun!"

End note: It is said that the term, "trench love" first came into use during World War I, somewhere in France.

"Why is it we never feel any trenched love anymore?"

by Gravy111 November 23, 2010

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Blood Diamond Bride

Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.

End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!

A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.

by Gravy111 November 30, 2010


Glitter

This is when two individuals meet and maintain a friendship in the usual like manner. However, happening in a crowded social gathering, there comes a time when one of the two purposely meets the other with an openly flamboyant display of Gay dress and likewise ambiguous personal mannerisms. This planned act is demonstrative of the growing confidence in the world's Gay society to "put one on us" where the non-Gay feel the hurt!

To "Glitter" is the Gay sub-culture's attempt to market homosexuality in America. A new phenomena in global communication helps to accomplish just that... See 'Glittered and Twittered' in the Urban Dictionary.

Said one Gay to another, "I've been stringing along five of them for weeks now, tonight I'm going to glitter every one of their faces in one fell swoop!"

by Gravy111 November 19, 2010

27πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Kruger

Having the same South African values, a Kruger is a poor version of a Krugerrand. See Urban Dictionary definition of Krugerrand.

The same as a Cougar in these states of America, a Kruger too, will prowl the singles bar scene in search of prey..., which is young men. If immigrated to U.S.A., a Kruger can usually be identified by a thick German accent. Hence, the given name, "Greta Garbo Kruger."

I thought that I hooked up with a Krugerrand last night, but when she asked for taxi fare this morning came the realization that she was just a Kruger looking for a free fun time!

by Gravy111 November 29, 2010

6πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Microwave Oven

Possibly, mankind's most finest invention. "Cooking without fire!" It is also this Urban Dictionary Contributor's opinion that the Microwave Oven is the implied 2001 A Space Odyssey Stanley Kubrick "Ape Tool" that will eventually define our demise. It represents all that is good and all that is bad. This rectangular box's start button, in analogy, is the nuclear death of all mankind or the provider of sustenance for the millions in need. In spoken word we toy with its implied, "Age of Destruction" capabilities. See 'Nuke This' in the Urban Dictionary

The next time you heat up a ham and cheese sandwich in this "box without fire," you should remember one fact. There will come a time when someone wants your hot and toasty ham and cheese sandwich..., which button will we have pushed?

Same as the Charles Nobel Peace Prize, the inventor of the Microwave Oven could be the founder of the next like charitable institution.

by Gravy111 November 18, 2010

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Microwave Oven

"Instant Heat!" - We cannot nor will not forget Vinnie Johnson of the National Basketball League's Detroit Pistons. The original Sixth Man of the Year!

Now entering the game is the microwave oven, Vinnie Johnson!

by Gravy111 November 20, 2010

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