When Taylor Swift releases a new album or single, and happily married individuals begin to question their happiness in their relationship.
Oh shit, T Swift just put out a new song. The happy wives are going to start feeling Swift-y for awhile.
Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.
Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.