Dillion

The number of dudes Diddy did

According to my calculations, if Diddy did diddle dudes, Diddy diddled over a Dillion dudes.

to'nt

Contraction for to not

John told us to'nt eat his cookies

Fastism

The idea that fast people are the master race

Car Hitler believed in fastism.

Al Jimers

A meme name for Alzheimer’s, the most common form of dementia

The doctor said my grandpa knew a guy named Al Jimers