Porn Fart

When about to pass gas, find a suitable receiver and say "Look at ME!... Look me in the eyes!" and when gaze is locked, release the bomb. Making it a personal statement of Flatulence Ownership of that person.


It refers to the "money shot" in porn when the man disgraces or humiliates the receiver by commanding the attention of the "victim" when act is performed.

I was using the elevator with Steve and I had to explode so I gave Steve a "Porn Fart"... he wouldn't look at me for days...

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