passive aggressive

appearing indifferent, uninterested, or in support of an act before it happens but outwardly opposing and attacking it once it has occurred.

Me: hey baby do you mind if I roll out with my boys tonight?
You: I don't care. (but all your shit will be on the sidewalk when you get back)
Me: You're so cute when you are all passive aggressive like that. I love you.

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Good Buddy Hours

Slack office hours of 10 AM to 4 PM.

co-worker 1: "Tim came in late and he just left early, did you see that?"

co-worker 2: "10-4 Good Buddy"

thusly: Good Buddy Hours

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Tree Deer

An elusive type of deer only ever heard about when it is apparently hit by a car at night with no witnesses to corroborate the driver’s story. Genetically similar to a telephone pole deer.

Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.
Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.

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gon'ahead

slang conjunction for "go on ahead"

1. Confirmation of a positive act. A supportive comment.

2. a "passive aggressive" threat foreshadowing that bad things will happen if the behavior in question is acted upon

1. You: I just hit three bulls eyes in a row!
Me: Gon'ahead with your bad ass.

2. You: I'm going to change the channel cause I am tired of watching BSG
Me: gon'ahead and try it and see what happens fool.

Third Floor

Used to describe someone weighing in surplus of three-hundred pounds

Q: How much do you suppose tank weighs?

A: He's on the Third Floor

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car hot

a woman who appears as a hotty while driving a car and seen only from the shoulders up but actually has non visible ba-chunk-a-chunk fat ass. The opposite of a butter head

I was tracking this smoking hotty pulling up to star bucks in a Benz but when she got out her huge ass proved that she was merely car hot.

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