Mahatma's Revenge

Traveller's diarrhea obtained while travelling in the Indian Subcontinent.

May also refer to diarrhea that inevitably occurs from eating Indian food in the rest of the world.

See Montezuma's Revenge for its Mexican Equivalent.

"Mom wanted to enjoy her vacation in Goa , but she spent most of her trip sharting over a hole in the ground, a victim of Mahatma's Revenge."

"I used to love eating from the buffet at Taj Palace, but every time I go there I get Mahatma's Revenge, and I end up projectile diarrheaing my rogan josh and saag paneer all over the bedspread."

Ooga ooga mooska

Ooga ooga mooska means "I love you" in phony eskimo language.

Made famous in Hank Thompson's hit song, Squaws Along the Yukon, which peaked at No. 2 on Billboard's country and western chart in August of 1958.

Ooga ooga mooska

Which means that I love you

If you'll be my baby

I'll ooga ooga mooska you

Then I take her hand in mine

And set her on my knee

The squaws along the Yukon

Are good enough for me