Trattles

A little known aliment affecting logic and reality. Common symptoms include but are not limited to: the inability to dry off properly after a shower, the inability to keep track of a lighter, or really any everyday object, getting on the four, getting off the four, fucking your girl, stain panic, fear of wet grass, chain smoking, stressing about chain smoking, chain smoking to deal with the stress you've aquired from previously chain smoking. Severe cases are known as stage 5 Trattles. This can be a dangerous time. If you think you are in the throws of stage five Trattles, it is recommended you immediately get on the four, see a doctor, and then talk shit about the doctor and his opinions. Calling him a big dumb bitch doctor can possibly help, but has yet to be a proven technique.

I can't find my cigs, I might have stage five Trattles.

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Possum boy

A guy who prefers a group of beautiful women, in hopes of “ shooting their shot”. They are a scavenger in a harmless kind of way. When they were confronted about their intentions, they play dead.

“ I planned a girls trip to the beach, plus our possum boy, of course!”

Possum boy

A guy who befriends groups of beautiful women with the hopes of “shooting their shot”. They are a sort of scavenger in a harmless way. When confronted on their intentions, they play dead.

“I planned a girl day at the beach, plus our possum boy of course!”