Flarkus

You tried to say ‘F*ckking Marcus!’ but it’s just came out like Flarkus.

FLARKUS! Why’d you take all my diamonds?!?!

October 30th

Commonly referred to as ‘Mischief Night’; a day for pulling pranks on unsuspecting neighbors.

It is also believed that if your birthday is today you are an anime ninja.

Better get some TP for October 30TH!

February 3rd

Today is National Slap a Calf day. Go up to ur buddies and slap them calves!

Friend: “Uh oh, tomorrow is February 3rd.”
Me: “I’m comin’ for those calves boy!”

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Richie and Monica

Two people that should date but refuse to do so.

“Dude, are Richie and Monica official yet?”
“Nah man.”