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Another, more offense term to describe a man's nutsack. The roundish, droopy skin holding two semen engines.
Brett: Saw you leave the bar with big booty Julie. Heard she gives great bj's how was it?
Sean: It was great man. She serviced the shaft AND the meatbag.
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When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.
Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.
An extremely offensive term used to degrade some one other than yourself. Similar to "you're cool," You're sweet is intended to irritate and provoke the recipient with obvious sarcasm.
Bob: Hey Chuck, sorry but I just drank all of your beer.
(This irritates Chuck)
Chuck: You're sweet bro, you're sweet.
You're cool sweet cool irritate provoke
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Fourth and goal describes a situation in which a sexually aroused male is on the verge of bagging a female from the bar (or other social establishment), but the establishment is closing very soon. This "make it or break it moment" can be characterized by high levels of anxiety and urgency. The male must act quickly to seal the deal before the clock runs out or risk going home alone to wank it.
Jeff: "Hey did you see Sean before we left the bar last night?
Greg: "Yeah, he was at fourth and goal with some skeezer right before the bar closed. I'm guessing he took her home to talk business."
Jeff: "Word."
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A Ball Wahl is a term used to describe what a male actually uses a Wahl beard trimmer for - to shave his balls. Contrary to the belief that the Wahl beard trimmer is used on the face, it is almost always used to shave hair in the public area.
Joe: Hey guys, I got a new Wahl trimmer in the mail! Can't wait to shave my face!
Sean: That's a Ball Wahl for your nuts you don't even have facial hair.
Joe: This is true.
A rather unfortunate physical condition in which the human body deteriorates as a result of sitting at a desk all day. Symptoms of office body include increased body fat, enlarged waste line, uncontrolled obesity, poor muscular development, and other gross looking physical characteristics.
Bill was in pretty good shape when he was in the military, but ever since he got that corporate job he morphed into an office body. He looks disgusting.
Outlawed in so e jurisdictions, a Jamaican Mudslide occurs when a male is engaging in doggy style intercourse with a partner. The male makes sounds as if he's going to blow a load, but instead turns around and sneakily defecates on the partners back, mimicking the feeling of a warm load. The partner usually notices what has happened only when it is too late, and feces is already sliding down your back (hence: mudslide). Usually, the increased weight of the feces or smell of the room alerts the partner to second guess what is on their back. The discovery is generally unfortunate.
Sarah: What happened to that guy you met on Tinder?
Judy: We were having sex and he said he was going to bust on my back and I said ok. I then heard weird sounds and felt a very heavy, warm spot on my back. I stood up quickly, and his poop slid down my back. I was very embarrassed.
Sarah: Tinder is nuts. You got a Jamaican Mudslide.
Fefecate shit mudslide
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