Snow Snot

That dirty, frozen, crud that builds up behind the tires of your car when driving in snowy conditions.

Man, I've got so much snow snot built up in the wheel wells, I can hardly steer the car.

hockey hangover

Being overtired because you stayed up late watching hockey on television.

Jim: Hey, man, you look terrible!

Jack: Nah, it's just a hockey hangover. I stayed up to watch the Stanley Cup final game last night and then I stayed to see who won the MVP of the playoffs and then they interviewed the captain of the team... and his wife... and kids and then they went back to the dressing room where they were drinking champagne from the Stanley Cup...

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