Greater Canada

Its like canada but bigger or something

Person 1: I like men.
Person 2: Are you from Greater Canada?
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?

Mom

yeah it's your mother, she birthed you, OR HIM WE DONT KNOW.

Mom:Hey Mom

Mom:Hello Mom we have the same name

Mom:Okay Mother

Mom:fuck

Obliskia

A person who thinks they are from Iraq but are actually a Kuwaiti sleeper agent.

Person 1: Hey, I’m Obliskia.
Person 2: “Raspberry Pie”
Person 1: beep boop beginning termination of all Iraqis.