Elliot

An individual who unfortunately lacks the primitive motor skills to hold silverware. Sometimes this sad disability causes an Elliot to spill food on himself, and sometimes even to throw food on himself. If you date an Elliot, expect to do a lot of dry-cleaning.

Dude Number One: "Awe man, I just spilled yogurt sauce all over my shirt!"
Dude Number Two: "What are you? An Elliot?"

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