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When a certain type of mae purchases a BMW motor vehicle an they somehow seem to think they're suddenly better than every other motorist. They cause much discomfort and anger amongst other drivers.
Paul: What's this? He just cut me up!
Susanne: Darling, you're forgetting that he is driving a BMW.
Paul: bmw driver syndrome strikes again, what a twat!
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A gay mentally challenged individual that enjoys a range of activites including drooling, gawping and is usually big headed and is generally found lurking in the shadows of a bedroom.
Liam: Alex, you're acting like A Jolly
Alex: *drools*
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With connection to the dutch oven, the German oven has a similar principle, yet the main diference is the gas that is released into the 'oven'.
As history tell us the German oven will contain Zyklon B an will therefore kill the fellow occupant of the bed.
A brutal joke with dark consequences, but it is German after all.
Adolf: Come into ze bed my pretty *releases German Oven*
Anne: Okay, mein Fürher
*Anne gets in bed and begins to choke and slowly suffocates while Adolf watches on in admiration*
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When a male virgin enters a brothel and proceeds to pay a whore 70 Euros to have sexual intercourse. Yet the plan fails when said male cannot become erect.
Alex: Sup, what can I get for 70 euros?
Whore: You can get two blowjobs and sex.
Alex: Sweet!
*2 blowjobs later, they begin to partake in sexual intercourse yet Alex is unable to achieve an erect penis and leaves the brothel still a virgin*
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