toilet twinkie

One of the many synonyms for feces.

Fearing that it was too large to flush, Hector left the toilet twinkie floating.

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quirt

Underwater ejaculation

While swimming in the pool, James became excited and quirted violently.

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dio porco

Italian people use to say dio porco when they are particular angry!
Dio porco is similar to: dio cane, dio boia, dio merda, dio mirtillo, dio scacciacani e dio sparamerda

Dio porco lamer di merda!

Dio porco testa di cazzo!

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dandypratt

A little person; dwarf; midget; elf; etc.

After spying a dandypratt taking a power dump on his front lawn, Herman hit it with his newspaper.

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