Cunt

Off limits. No exceptions.

Satisfying to say to people. Warning: don't use it often, in order to keep the offensive effect.

Frightening when it comes up on autocorrect.

Bob: My GF wouldn't suck me, so I called her a bitch.

Jake: Haha! What did she do then?

Bob: She bit my fucking foreskin off!

Jake: Oh my God! What a cunt.

Bob: Hey watch your language you fuck.

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caddywumpus

Ridiculously crooked; out of whack and stupid looking

She parked the van all caddywumpus.

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