Bushmaster

The scapegoat of personal responsiblity, presented by select Democrats as their weapon in their effort to absolve the 2nd amendment. This weapon, mis-identified as an "assault" rifle, is only capable of what the operator desires, much in the way a knife, a car, or their own two hands are capable of.

It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.

A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.

Bushmaster. AHHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!! It shoots EVERY TIME YOU PULL THE TRIGGER!!!. It's an ASSAULT RIFLE!!!! RUUUUNNN!!!!

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270

A covert way to tell a person to screw them self, or a way to insinuate that a man is literally screwing them self. 270 is the angle of the penis necessary to perform such maneuver, hence the brief and scientifically perfect synonym for an otherwise vulgar gesture. It is also a great way to respond to a person who is bragging about them self.

1. Oh really, did you do that with our without your 270 in action?

2. Really buddy, just go 270 in your room and get it over with. We already know.

3. Hey pal, go 270 yourself. Dry.

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Key Largo

A small island off the coast of Florida. It is the largest, and the closest to the mainland.

The main exports of Key Largo are fish, tacky keychains, and cirrhosis of the liver.
Its a good place to not stop during your trek to Key West.

You’re going to Key Largo? Why?

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