we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.
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The OTHER material that will kill Superman.
Holy Shit, Lex, we're out of Kryptonite!! Want me to throw a Suburbanite at him??
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