Novak

A conservative columnist and TV personality who resembles Jabba the Hut appearance and tonw.

Novak's on Crossfire, he's about to eat some pie.

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tortfeasor

1. One who commits a tortious act (a civil wrong).
2. A name law students call each other because they're dorks.
3. See www.tortfeasor.com

Steve: Hey Dan, how was your weekend?
Dan: Amazing, I got an A in Property Law.
Steve: You fucking tortfeasor.
<snorts of laughter>

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Consuela

Universal name for a hotel maid.

"We need more towels. Call Consuela!"

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frosh clumps

(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.

(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.

(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.

(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.

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ween

Abbreviated name for Halloween.

Shatiqua, I'm dressin up as a Shaniquafor ween.

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