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The irrational fear, phobia of Joe Pesci.
Person 1: funny how?
Person 2: AAAAHHH. DONT SAY THAT, I HAVE PESCIPHOBIA
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When you dunk your spoon in something but instead of scooping whatâs inside, you just lift it up.
I just spivvered that yogurt, I wasnât hungry enough for a full scoop.
An annoying and fairly cocky youngster who loves bad movies and definitely jerks off to Paw Patrol without admitting it.
Look at Xander, heâs definitely a kid prick. He thought Venom 2 was a good movie.
A person part of generation z, who tends to act like with no uniqueness and just copied whatever everyone their age acts like. Such as using the west coast hand signal in pictures, using slang and unprofessional dialect, and wearing things such as vans and beanies.
Look at that guy wearing vans, heâs so gen z
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People who are excessively into the military; wannabes. Are very into guns and are the biggest try-hards in paintball and airsoft. Usually wear something camo.
A fucking hungerford shot me. Iâm literally just wearing shorts and a shirt and this guy really brought a full military outfit to the airsoft.
The act of crying and shitting simultaneously.
She just broke up with me over text in the middle of my shit. Iâm crying and shitting at the same time, Iâm crytting.
When you treat women badly and do not care about them but you still pull.
Brendan: Man, I literally told Siobhan I donât care, I didnât ask, and sheâs a woman. And she still kissed me.
Colin: you have glizz
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