pussy fritter

The cheesy after sex that dries on the covers of yo bed...

yellowish/white flakey substance

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poke

to purposely pop your dick in her mushy pussy...as if unintentionally...like "oops". But, the dick and pussy are fully aware of what's happening. It's a game.

Let's poke.

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pessimistic agnosticism

The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.

See also: pessimism, agnosticism

Random guy: Is there a God?

Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.

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shot checkers

1. (n.) A particularly exhilirating drinking game involving checkers. Players substitute shot glasses filled with liquor for the red and black plastic checkers pieces. Standard rules of checkers apply. Once a player's shot glass is jumped by the opponent, he must drink the contents of the glass right away. Double jumps in this version of checkers are especially devastating. If player's head collapes on the board, it is an automatic forfeit.

We kicked off that party with a good game of shot checkers.

In the Shot Checkers Championship, she was totally kicking my ass. I had one glass left, and her three glasses has me cornered in. I was all washed up. Then, to my surprise, she passed out right before my eyes and I was crowned the Shot Checkers Champion. What an unforseen turn of events.

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immortal technique

a very intelligent, concerned, and nonetheless dope MC..roams the underground with a take no prisoners, no-bullshit, in your face, style

"using numerology to count the people I sent to heaven produces more digits than twenty-two divided by seven.." WHAA!?!?

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hombrey

Spanish for "man". A good substitute for "man" "nigger" "buddy" and other words used to informally adress a close friend.

Individual 1: Man this sucks!
Individual 2: What wrong wit you is, hombrey?
Individual 1: Wow, you're adressing me in such an informal, novel, and intimate manner has really helped my situation.
Individual 2: I'm glad to hear it, pimp.

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CRACKALACKING

It means Smoking Crack!!!!

Whats up with John? He was Crackalacking all weekend!

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