cocksmith

A guy who can get any woman he desires. Made popular by the hit movie " Wedding Crashers".

Vince: Hey, hey, hey, fifth row back with the fancy hat, I like that.
Owen: No,no, dont waste your time on girls with hats, they tend to be very proper.
Vince: Ya, well girl in the proper hat just eyed fucked the shit out of me.
Owen: Im sorry, sorry. Why dont you say it a little louder, I dont think the priest heard you.
Vince: Well John, Im sorry, Im not sorry. Im not going to appologize, Im a COCKSMITH.

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