Abercrombie

1. a clothing store wherein women should shop, but men should not due to "cock-enhancing" jeans and other clothes of that sort.
2. a clothing store which accepts returns with reciepts no matter how long ago they were bought, because they mostly restock the shelves with them.
3. hell on earth

1. mark, you deuche bag. now everyone knows you have a small wang because of those abercrombie pants.
2. hey look, the new Abercrombie... uhh... shitstain super-vintage line?
3. i cant hear myself think, and it smells weirs in here. there's a guy without a shirt on in front of the store, and all of the employees are wearing abercrombie clothes, which they spent their wages on. NO I DON'T WANT TO TRY ON YOUR COMFORTABLE FUCKING JEANS!

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