Shorts hero

When someone attepmts to be a martyr by wearing shorts in very cold weather, and makes sure everyone hears about it.

Guy 1: Man, it's really cold outside.
Zach the Shorts Hero: Dude, it's not that bad, I'm wearing SHORTS.
Guy 1: Zach, stop being a shorts hero.

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phantom vibrate

Thinking that your phone is vibrating in your pants, but when you take it out and look, you realize you have simply been faked out.

Aw man, I thought I was getting a call, but then I realized it was just a phantom vibrate .

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