have a bog

The act of filling a toilet with large amounts of faeces.

John went to have a bog at his mates place, it was clogged for weeks.

the barnyard

When a bunch of guys do "the goat" at once. Basically a horrendous sight for the victim if he's straight.

OMFG, y'all got me with the barnyard, you sick bastards.

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