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The yearly marking of the date you first saw your wife's poon.
What are the ass beads and rubber fist for?
Don't tell me you forgot our pooniversary?!?
Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.
Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room
Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"
She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately
A rare genetic disorder originating in Northern New York in which an individual is born with two anuses.
Sorry to hear about the DouBLe LaWLee diagnosis. What are you doing later tonight.
Verb. The act of asking permission to perform intercourse.
Ex. Hey bitch you wanna get donged up?
To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water
Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.