turd closet

A small public toilet stall

Excuse me I gotta hit the turd closet real quick

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verbal flatulence

Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.

Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room

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donged up

Verb. The act of asking permission to perform intercourse.

Ex. Hey bitch you wanna get donged up?

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the DouBLe LaWLee

A rare genetic disorder originating in Northern New York in which an individual is born with two anuses.

Sorry to hear about the DouBLe LaWLee diagnosis. What are you doing later tonight.

Trap Door

When one vagina lip is bigger than the other and covers the vaginal opening when folded over.

I was rebuffed on the first three pokes until I noticed her trap door blocked my entrance.

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Cocoa Puff

A beautiful brown hooter

Honey can I see your cocoa puffs

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Moby Dick

Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"

She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately

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