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The skid mark in your new underwear from your nasty ass not being washed from yesterday.
I sat down this morning for my typical shit before work and I saw I had a Dusty Back Road. I guess I should have showered last night.
When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.
Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again
Where you get a blowjob while she's taking a shit. This is the alternative to a Blumpkin.
The smell doesn't bother me, if I am getting a Frompkin, if not I'll wait to come in there.
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The varicose veins seen in an elderly women's legs but on the vagina. Looks like the stems on a cabbage.
Her pushy was nasty, it just looks rugged, Cabbage Veins and old cheese smell. Very popular in a bingo hall.
While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.
My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.
Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.
My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story