Gregg

n. A nerdy white guy with a surprisingly large penis.

I got wasted and went home with a Gregg last night. It was amazing but I can barely walk today.

porntard

Noun

1- A person, usually a woman, who mistakenly believes that looking or acting sleazy makes her more alluring and/or liberated.

2- A stupid person who believes pornographic films mirror reality.

Related words:

Porntarded - Adjective, the appearance of being a porntard.

1- Scarlett Johansen used to be hot, but then she became a porntard.

2- Paris Hilton is porntarded.

3-
Dude #1: Those three chicks are totally up for a foursome with me.
Dude #2: Dude, you're such a porntard.

4- "It's no wonder all her boyfriends are porntarded when she dresses like a porntard."

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