mason-job

a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet

Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme

CCTEC

CCTEC is a high school in the poorest county in New Jersey and exists for the sole purpose of raising students to fight for the army of Gregory "Greg" McGraw. He commonly walks around the school exclaiming, "Where you headed boys?" Although inconvenient, it is all to maintain his military power. Around the year 2025, Greg will make his bid to become to leader of the New World by bombarding the entire city of Vineland, New Jersey with horrific attacks. All-in-all Greg wishes the best for his soldiers, in hopes that the great awakening 3.0 will be a massive success

Random guy - "yo bro. you hear about what tec been doing"
Constranzea - "yo soy CCTEC"

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!