farmassist

This is a person who helps on the farm and is subject to the direction and complaints rendered by the farmoaner. Of course, the farmassist may eventually need help from the pharmacist who can dispense antidepressants.

The farmassist was sent about the farm to take care of innumberable tasks while the farmoaner complained from the shaded porch with iced tea in hand.

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eonic

Of or relating to a span of time equal to an eon, that is, 1,000,000,000 years.

The eonic energy budget of the sun results in the transmutation of trillions of metric tons of mass into energy.

assumosis

This is the disorder of assuming, since "osis" is the prefix in medicine that means "disorder". One might say that assumosis is diffusion of an idea across neural membranes, yours and mine.

Assumosis is one of his greater flaws. He thinks he knows what I think and feel, but his assumptions are far from my truth.

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carsophagus

A carsophagus is a pothole in the road that is so large that it tends to "eat a car". This is a play (Spoonerism type) on the word "sarcophagus" which literally means "body eater".

He drove into a carsophagus created by the spring freezing and thawing, and the car's front wheel alignment was ruined.

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cleopatranize

When a woman condescendingly treats a man as if she is his queen.

He finally left her when he felt she would always cleopatranize him and treat him as an inferior.

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pandacity

The state or quality of viewing things in a pandacious manner, that is, seeing things as being black and white like the colors of a panda.

With utter pandacity he decided she was entirely against him because she wouldn't agree with all of his views.

corpolysis

This is the breaking up of the body, usually by decay after death, but could include that which occurs during extreme trauma (e.g. vehicle crashes or suicide bombing).

The airplane crashed into the ground with a graveyard of corpolysis. See corpolytic.