Eye Bleach

Heartwarming images or videos that will cheer you up after viewing something particularly shitty and disturbing

Ex: "Dude, that video was so disturbing."
"Yea, I'm gonna need to find some eye bleach on the internet when I get home! Ugh!"

Me

A useless piece of shit that is a disappointment to everyone. They're also really ugly and are overridden with stress and anxiety.

Ex: "Guess who was a mistake!? Me!!!"
"That wasn't funny. Stop."

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Walmart

The shithole of humanity. Once you enter their store, you will find yourself ashamed to be a part of your species. Especially when you see someone you knew once, which is really awkward.

Ex: "Hey, do you wanna go to Walmart today? Gotta pick up some groceries."

"Fuck Walmart and their low, low prices!

Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.

Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"

Spider Mun

A Jamaican knock-off of the well known Spiderman in marvel movies such as "Mr. Stark I don't feel so good!"

Ex: "At least that Spider Mun doesn't have 45 million fucking remakes!"

Unironically Dabbing

Literally the worst thing ever. It's still not even funny if your dabbing ironically. But still stop! It doesn't make you cool, it just makes you look like a pretentious bitch.

Ex: "Hey did you see Peter Unironically Dabbingthe other day!?"
"Yea, what a fucking bitch! I'm blocking him on everything."

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Morse Code

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Ex: "Hey Marco, wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"-.-- . .- --..-- / ... ..- .-. . -.-.-- / ... --- ..- -. -.. ... / ..-. ..- -. -.-.--."
"I don't even know how you spoke Morse Code with your mouth..."

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