Egoseismic

1) A person who, depending on their position on mother earth, prevents earthquakes in their general area.

2) One who repels earthquakes

R: That's Egocentric thinking

L: I like to think of it as egoseismic thinking

"We moved from North Carolina to California and ironically there haven't been any earthquakes here, but there was one on North Carolina. I guess that means we're egoseismic"