Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

iPod Torture

endlessly flipping through the shuffle feature on your iPod at home, or in the car, driving the people around you insane with three second clips of songs.

"Click...Click.........Click..Click"
"Dude, would you just pick a song? You're driving me nuts."

"Ugh...I can't find anything to listen to!"
"Well hurry up. Enough with the iPod Torture."

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