Two Tug Timmy

Someone who doesn't need very long to masturbate

"Wow, that didn't take long."
"Yeah, I'm usually a Two Tug Timmy"

jewfi

Jewish wifi. Where you're too cheap to pay for your own internet access, so you use your neighbors wifi to get online.

I need to post my status, let me login to my jewfi. I hope it's in range.

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